Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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