IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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