I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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