But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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