bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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