so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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