lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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