elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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