Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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