Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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