I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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