Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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