He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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