I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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