Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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