why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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