You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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