Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
When are your genitals available?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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