He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I am available for nakedness
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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