i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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