Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
