You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
