I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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