Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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