he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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