I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Enjoy the penises
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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