I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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