But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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