so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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