She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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