It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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