whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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