i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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