Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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