How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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