I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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