But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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