And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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