Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
