So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I understand Curling. That high.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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