There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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