dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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