Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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