Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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