D3 body, D1 cock
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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