Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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