You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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