I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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