Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
where am i from again
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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