when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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