I hate your face
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
