your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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