Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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