Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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