Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
