I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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