Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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