"it" just moved
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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