you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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